I plan to flash the Yam my tits!!!
My bestfriend and I just got back to my place from campus. As I was carrying a twenty five pound bag of stuff in one hand and a whole pile of shit in the other, my friend suddenly groaned and smacked his hand to his head dramatically. He is SUCH a thespian. Don't know where he gets it. *cough*
I looked at him with my armfuls of shoulder wrenching crapola and said, "What is it?" He told me, "I just thought of this awful joke my friend told me to tell you today." We kept walking towards the door and I said, "What is it?" He looked at me oddly and said, "You're supposed to look down your shirt and spell the word 'attic'". Then he waited, expectantly. So, like a dumbass I look down my shirt and I said, "A-T-T-I-C?" He just looked at me, waiting for the punchline to hit me. I spelled it again. It was so stupid I actually had to stop on the sidewalk and say, "Tell your friend he's a R-E-T-A-R-D. A-T-T-I-C does NOT sounds like, 'A titty I see.' Does 'tee tee' sound like 'titty'? Really? Come on. What an asshat."
My friend just kept looking at me, waiting for me to eventually express my shock that some guy had came up with a joke involving my titties. Instead I just reiterated, "Really. Tell him he's a retard. Anyone who can enunciate their letters would think that was stupid." As it is, I enunciate mmmm ok considering all...hehe, despite having lived for 18 years in the heart of Texas. I did pick up one hell of a twang, but seemed to have lost it as soon as I moved to campus here in the boonies. Besides, I had a lot of vocal training with one very serious choir teacher when I was young. She would hound on us while pounding her fist on the top of the piano, "YOU ARE NOT A YAM!" anytime anyone pronounced "I am" as "Iyam".
I plan to go on campus later today, find this dork of a guy and look down my shirt, pull out my tits and say, "Oh look! Tee-tees!" and then grab him and shake him while shouting, "YOU ARE NOT A YAM!" The point would be lost on him, but it would make ME feel better.
Ugh. What a stupid joke.