Girl Time

An Opportunity

Some of you already know a little about my Internet history as the developer of the original Ultravid Software and later co-owner of Firecracker Video.  Others may know me as the owner of Netfoxes and Girl Time.  And, a few of you have been around long enough to remember Secret Lovers, Pleasure Girls and to have seen us on HBO with Cyber Brothels.  I have developed over 50 adult domains to varying degrees of success, some more ambitious than others.  But there’s more to me than naked girls.

Something only a few of you know is that I have also been successful at developing and selling non-adult domains.  Back in April, I closed a project that had taken a little over a year.  Since then I have been slowly developing a couple other domains while I decide what to toss all my time into.  Well I’ve made my decision and I’m ready to get moving.

I am known for hiring from within and in the past I have limited opportunities only to the girls I work with.  Unfortunately, there just aren’t as many girls around as there used to be, so I’ve decided to research the possibility of seeing what others might have to offer.  So here’s the deal.

First to be considered, you should be interested in some of the following:

On the Dark Side

1. Knowledge or interest in Hacking, even if you can’t do it anymore.
2. Old school hackers that can appreciate the history of illicit computer/electronic usage and know the significance of the terms like Phreaking, 2600 or Blue Box.
3. Interest in hacking game platforms like PSP, Xbox, PS3, Wii, etc.
4. Program Cracks
5. Game Cheats
6. Cell phone hacks

On the Light Side

1. Interest in computers, always has to have the top system.
2. Future computer tech
3. Computer news and reviews
4. A knowledge of SEO is a plus.

Then, you should be able to do the following:

1. Find about 15 to 20 hours per week of available time
2. Write articles on one or more of the topics above
3. Utilize specific words into all your articles to “weight” them towards a particular search phrase.
4. Get active in the online community on your particular topics.

Next, the starting pay sucks. But the formula is simple:

Every 16 hours you work will earn you 1% of the monthly net from advertising. The idea being that a full-timer gets a 10% share.  Obviously the less you put in the less you take, but the formula remains the same.

Since you are joining from ground zero, the starting income from advertising is zero, and so are your earnings.  The site is expected to take six to seven months to begin to producing significant advertising revenues, but could take longer depending on the speed with which we work.  After the first 18 months, i expect the advertising revenues to be around $80,000 per month, so a 40 hour time investment is expected to produce between $1000 to $2000 of income per week.  I expect to sell the domain in about 36 to 42 months, but that will also depend on the offer.

Finally, when I finally do sell the domain, I will give a bonus of $100,000 to the top five contributors of their free time.

Please do not make comments on Girl Time about this offer, instead if you are interested, send me an email to admin@girltime.com or send me a private message.  I expect to have this formed up and ready to go the first week of December.

PS.  No, I'm not quitting Girl Time, I have plenty of help here.

Shame on you, you mother fucking scumbag!

Listen up ( you know who you are and whether or not the shoe fits )

Girl Time is way too expensive of a hobby for me just to have some scumbag prey on our new girls to do yahoo/paypal privates or to have new girls show up with the intention of performing a little snatch and grab on the best members on the Internet.  Girl Time does not exist as your personal fish barrel.

Go check on the price for our new community server - It's $2000!
How much do you think I pay for server hosting - Try $9,600 per year!
How about adult merchant fees - Yeah I pay that too, $5,000 per year!
All that's before I invest in advertising, search engine optimization and 75% payouts.

After all is said and done, I get about 11 cents on the dollar, which is why I refer to this as a hobby and not a job.

I am asking everyone to pitch in and report (privately) any member or girl using Girl Time as a way to meet up for privates on other platforms or sites as you encounter them.

Thanks

Member Posting Contest - Win $100 Private!

On January 1st, 2008 I will add $100 to the accounts of the 4 members with the highest post points.  External links to youtube or other sites will not count, nor will erroneous posts of no merit, but other than that the more you post, the more points you will accumulate. Your points are visible under your avatar in the forums.

Good luck

Nothing Wrong With Being Married

When it comes to Girl Time, you either “get it” or you don’t.  This goes for the girls as well as the guys. Girl Time isn’t a mega cam site filled with sloots from all around the world; it’s a private club, a hang out, the corner bar, however you want to visualize it.  I’ve had many years to point Girl Time in any direction I’ve wanted, and I’m content with it exactly where it is.  My house only holds so many people, and just like at Studio 54 in the ‘80s, I get to pick who joins the party.  So, as a cam girl, if you don’t get it, no problem, just go away.  But, whatever you do, don’t try to bullshit people just to fit in.

If you are a wig wearing, money-grubbing, fake-story-telling cam girl with a wannabe pimp for a husband, then say it!  Create a cam girl profile called “FakeAsFuckWhore” or something honest and everyone will respect you for it.  In fact, honesty is really what Girl Time is all about.  There are a million girls out there for the guys who love bullshit artists; lets keep Girl Time closer to reality. And while I’m on the subject, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being married.

There are a lot of married cam girls out there.  But if you are married, don’t pretend to be something you’re not.  If you are happily married, and have no intention of ever getting together in real life, don’t make up lies that you are this single chick, humping the neighbors, looking for love under every rock.  This doesn’t mean that every married girl from now on must announce it at the door; just don’t lead people on like they have a chance with you when they really don’t.  Your secrets are safe here, as long as you don’t use lies deceive or make money tuggin on heartstrings.

An Open Letter To God's Gift To All Men

Dear God's gift to all men,

Thank you for taking the time to give some thought about your future with Girl Time.  I understand that you don’t want to be treated like all the other dumb cam girls on Girl Time.  I’m sorry that my lack of experience in this industry led me to give you vague and even flaky advice like "get a better cam" and "lose the third world backdrop".  Gosh, I knew should have done more to learn my craft over the past 20 years in the adult industry.  You can only imagine my embarrassment at being outclassed by an expert with a whole month of experience.

I guess I didn’t realize the huge threat that you were keeping up your sleeve of starting your own site to compete against Girl Time.  I had no idea that you had "plenty of web programmers in your corner" and have "built web businesses before".  Who knew that you were a successful business owner with marketing experience?  Thank you for pointing all that out.  And yes, as long as you're asking me, I would much rather you direct traffic to us lowly retards at Girl Time than compete against us.  Considering your expertise and everything.  How in the world have I survived without you until now?  Oh yeah, you were like 3 years old when I started!

(Reader note: Right now I have the talking head voice of David Byrne saying "This is not my beautiful house… this is not my beautiful wife… and I ask myself "How do I work this?"")

You said that you didn’t think it was fair that you had to work like everyone else to make money considering that my (lack of) marketing expertise didn’t justify it.  You said that I get the benefit of your pretty face and body on Girl Time adding that by getting you to stay on longer, 'I am tricking new members into thinking that you represent the normal quality of girls on the site' (when clearly you are much prettier).  To quote you directly, "Let’s be honest, most pretty faces doing this work don’t have a brain in their heads" which is "what I bring to the table".

Looking over your ultimatum, which you so aptly titled, "If you want me to work on Girl Time this is what I propose." You issued the following conditions:

1. You will tell everyone when you will be on by posting it on the site. (you are the first person in history to think of that one)
2. You will do additional marketing for yourself from your "many online outlets" as long as "it’s worth it". (and what marketing expert really knows anyhow)
3. You want to be paid 65% for working your 12 – 16 hours (out of the 168 available) per week. (basically you want to work somewhere around 7% to 9% of the time.

You closed your letter by saying "let me know if we are working together or going our separate ways." You reminded me that, if I don’t do your bidding, men "will eventually start looking for me through Google, etc" they will find you and (presumably) Girl Time will suffer.

Well, God's gift to all men, I am at a loss for words. I guess I’ll have to rely on our members to help me think of something to say.

So I guess we're going our separate ways.  Or more exactly, I'll stand in the exact same spot I have for the last two decades and you can turn your snot-nosed, self-centerd, weave-wearing, money-grubbin, shit-talking ass around and go away twice as far on your own.  Along the way, take off the fake hair and look at yourself in a mirror.  You may discover the real reason you don't make money.

Oh yeah, I banned you and erased you. You no longer exist. Good Riddance