When it comes to Girl Time, you either “get it” or you don’t. This goes for the girls as well as the guys. Girl Time isn’t a mega cam site filled with pussy sellers from all around the world; it’s a private club, a hang out, a corner bar, however you want to visualize it. I’ve had many years to point Girl Time in any direction I’ve wanted and I’m content with it exactly as it is. Our club only holds so many people and just like at Studio 54 in the ‘80s, I get to pick who joins the party. So, as a cam girl, if you don’t get it, no problem, just go away. But, whatever you do, don’t try to bullshit people just to fit in.
If you are a wig wearing, money-grubbing, fake-story-telling cam girl with a wannabe pimp for a husband, then say it! Create a cam girl profile called “FakeAsFuckWhore” or something honest and everyone will respect you for it. In fact, honesty is really what Girl Time is all about. There are a million girls out there for the guys who love bullshit artists... lets keep Girl Time closer to reality. And while I’m on the subject, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being married.
There are a lot of married cam girls out there. But if you are married, don’t pretend to be something you’re not. If you are happily married, and have no intention of ever getting together in real life, don’t make up lies that you are this single chick, humping the neighbors, looking for love under every rock. This doesn’t mean that every married girl from now on must announce it at the door; just don’t lead people on like they have a chance with you when they really don’t. Your secrets are safe here, as long as you don’t use lies deceive or make money tugging on heartstrings.
(or a sarcastic letter to the biggest bitch I've met in years)
Dear God's gift to all men,
Thank you for taking the time to give me some thoughts about your future with Girl Time. I understand that you don’t want to be treated like all the other dumb cam girls. I’m sorry that my lack of experience in this industry led me to give you vague and even flaky advice like "get a better cam" and "lose the third world backdrop". Gosh, I knew should have done more to learn my craft over the past 20 years or working with girls. You can only imagine my embarrassment at being outclassed by an expert with a whole month of experience.
I guess I didn’t realize the huge threat that you were keeping up your sleeve of starting your own site to compete against Girl Time. I had no idea that you had "plenty of web programmers in your corner" and have "built web businesses before". Who knew that you were a successful business owner with marketing experience? Thank you for pointing all that out. And yes, as long as you're asking me, I would much rather you direct traffic to us lowly retards at Girl Time than compete against us. Considering your expertise and everything. How in the world have I ever survived without you until now? Oh yeah, you were like 3 years old when I started!
(Reader note: Right now I have the talking head voice of David Byrne saying "This is not my beautiful house… this is not my beautiful wife… and I ask myself "How do I work this?"")
You said that you didn’t think it was fair that you had to work like everyone else considering that my (lack of) expertise didn’t justify it. You said that I get the benefit of your pretty face and body on Girl Time adding that by getting you to stay on longer, 'I am tricking new members into thinking that you represent the normal quality of girls on the site' (when clearly you are much prettier then they are). To quote you directly, "Let’s be honest, most pretty faces doing this work don’t have a brain in their heads" which is "what I bring to the table".
Looking over your ultimatum, which you so aptly titled, "If you want me to work on Girl Time this is what I propose." You issued the following conditions:
You will tell everyone when you will be on by posting it on the site. (you are the first person in history to think of that one)
You will do additional marketing for yourself from your "many online outlets" as long as "it’s worth it".
You want to be paid a salary for working your 12 – 16 hours (out of the 168 available) per week. (basically you want to work somewhere around 7% to 9% of the time.
You closed your letter by saying "let me know if we are working together or going our separate ways." You reminded me that, if I don’t do your bidding, men "will eventually start looking for me through Google, etc" they will find you and (presumably) Girl Time will suffer.
Well, God's gift to all men, I am at a loss for words. I guess I’ll have to rely on our members to help me think of something to say.
So I guess we're going our separate ways. Or more exactly, I'll stand in the exact same spot I have for the last two decades and you can turn your snot-nosed, self-centerd, weave-wearing, money-grubbin, shit-talking ass around and go away twice as far on your own. Along the way, take off the fake hair and look at yourself in a mirror. You may discover the real reason nobody wanted to get to know you.
Oh yeah, I banned you and erased you. You no longer exist. Good Riddance