The First Answer to the Katagories Of Strip Club Etiquette-The Golden Retriever

Golden Retriever: Ok not every client does this but a LOT of them do. Unlike some of the other things they do I can never predict prior to the VIP that he will do this.

Basically a Golden Retriever is a guy that slobbers all a stripper's neck and shoulders during a private lap dance. No I don't mean neck nibbles, as those can be very erotic. I am talking about all over drooly sloppy doggy slurping with what seems to be a huge dripping wet tongue. *shudder* Now obviously some people like this and I am sure many dancers do, but to just start doing it without asking first is just rude. The best rule of thumb is: don't do to the naked lady what she isn't doing to you. If the girl is giving you nice DRY neck nibbles then reciprocate. If she is giving you sloppy doggy kisses then it is a good bet that she likes that (P.S. That is a good general rule of thumb for regular dating too....your partner will generally show you what they like by doing it to you). Believe me you are NOT turning her on if she isn't doing it back to you. She is more likely thinking  "oh god please stop it" and "how can I get out of this without hurting his feelings?".

Some guys don't care about what they are doing back there as long as "they are getting their money's worth", but as I stated before, that is not usually the type of man I take to the VIP. So it is a great mystery to me as to why men who generally seem to be gentlemen turn into slobbering puppies when the lady gets naked. I realize I am almost sounding stupid there, but there is usually an earnesty to these men that they are really looking to turn me on and seem to think that slobber is the ticket to doing so. 

Another thing to keep in mind is...If the stripper is letting you do this to her neck how many other men have been there before you doing the same thing? Mmmmm share them germs boys! (BTW lol I always wash my neck after each assault!)

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