Third VIP Topic- Wiggle Room
Most men don't think about this before they decide to go to a club and many don't realize the pre"dick"ament they are in until they are actually back in the VIP lounge with a sexy girl for an erotic striptease. What I am talking about is wiggle room. That's right...having room in your pants for your cock to have an erection while you are getting your dance. Yes I know many of you are laughing, but it is no laughing matter for your poor pecker when it is folded in half in a pair of tight jeans and trying to grow. I don't care if they make your butt look fantastic. The truth of the matter is you guys sit there and wiggle around trying to get yourself comfortable without letting the dancer know you are in pain.
Of course we know. Think we haven't seen that painful look of lust before? Most guys would not be caught dead in anything but jeans in a strip bar, but think carefully. Yes the track pants are a dead giveaway you are not only hoping to get an erection, but also that you are also hoping the lady sees the easy access to your tool of pleasure and will want to play with it (lol that is hilarious, but cause many guys actually do come in with the track pants! And many pull it out thinking we are going to be amazed by their raised scepter of love).
The secret is a nice pair of dress pants, chinos, or cargo pants (remember to remove all objects from the cargo pants pockets before the dance). Yes your buddies may think you are an idiot, but you are not there for your buddies (if you are you are in the wrong bar!). The ladies will see a nicely dressed guy (don't wear a suit jacket that is just asking for the barracudas to swarm you) and will want to sit with you. Then if you do decide on a dance, you will not have to go through the squirming a guy in jeans will have to do when the lady gets naked. Also, if it is a naughtier club the sexy lady just might misbehave with you (and will be able to through your pants because she can get an easy "grip on it").
Some men are terrified of letting the dancer know they have an erection. This is ridiculous. We WANT you to get an erection. lol It is our job to give you a hard time! So never worry about that. We are actually disappointed if we can't "get a rise out of you" in such and intimate setting.