Think about it and what a great ending::
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better and better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.
So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.
After that you're at high school, become very popular because you are so
mature, are an excellent athlete after your experience in college, and the
first love is not your first, so you know how to handle yourself.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.