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Broke Back Deer Camp

Last post Thu, Dec 6 2007 1:24 PM by Pirate. 6 replies.
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  • Thu, Dec 6 2007 6:52 AM

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    Broke Back Deer Camp

    Broke Back Deer Camp

    Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl
    because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
    time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes 
    all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?"
    He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

    The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all
    bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

    He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

    The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning
    he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't
    believe it! He looked rested and wide awake.
    They asked, "Man, what happened?"

    He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good
    night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.
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  • Thu, Dec 6 2007 7:06 AM In reply to

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    Re: Broke Back Deer Camp

    Ok so so.. but you are working on it... how bout some I haven't heard.. LMAO

     

    Come sit on my lap.
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  • Thu, Dec 6 2007 7:11 AM In reply to

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    Re: Broke Back Deer Camp

    rofl  Nice way to cure snoring problems. lol

    Too bad us women can't do that to you guys who snore so loud that even ear plugs don't work. lol

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    Re: Broke Back Deer Camp

    There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Eve, this perfect couple was driving down a country road. The snow was falling heavily, yet somehow the perfect couple caught a glimpse of someone in distress along the roadside. Being the perfect couple that they were, they stopped to help.

    There on the roadside stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys in his outstretched arms. His sleigh was a wreck and tangled among the trees. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon, they were driving from house to house, delivering all of Santa's toys to the neighborhood children.

    As luck would have it, the driving conditions worsened, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Tragically, only one them survived the accident.

    Who was the survivor?

    The perfect woman. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man! Typical Male Response?

    Well then, since there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, obviously the perfect woman must have been driving. This would explain the car accident!

    Live like theres no tommorow,laugh till it hurts,love like your hearts never been broken and dance like noones watching!!!
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  • Thu, Dec 6 2007 9:28 AM In reply to

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    Re: Broke Back Deer Camp

    Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?

    Because their balls cover their asshole and they get air lock.

    Live like theres no tommorow,laugh till it hurts,love like your hearts never been broken and dance like noones watching!!!
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    Re: Broke Back Deer Camp

     A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help

    The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.

    "Yeah right!" she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.

    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.

    The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him.. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband’s testicles.

    Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

    The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

    He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were ... or what we did ...but, we took FIRST and SECOND place.

    Live like theres no tommorow,laugh till it hurts,love like your hearts never been broken and dance like noones watching!!!
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  • Thu, Dec 6 2007 1:24 PM In reply to

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    Re: Broke Back Deer Camp

    Keep them coming Pisy, lmao
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